Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Visitor From Planet D'uh

Reader submitted! Thanks for the keen eye, laser fast photo taking skills and ability to use e-mail!

Happy Canada Day, folks! Help me welcome a whole crap load of visitors to our fine city as they eat our food, screw our women and take up two of our parking spaces at a time.

The first two, I don't mind. The food, they have to pay for. The women, they probably have to pay for as well. It's the taking two parking spaces for one shit kicker of a vehicle that I have a problem with.

I know they're just doing it to blend in with the surroundings and draw less attention to themselves since this city seems built on dildos that don't know how to park, but it obviously isn't working.

You're on notice, Cletus. Just head back to the farm, sodomized a few more goats and Learn To Park, Jerk!

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