Thursday, July 31, 2008
Gimmie Room, Zoom Zoom
So...what the hell's going on here? What would make a person pull into a spot like this? And why do they think it's OK to park over the line into someone else's parking spot?
Was your mother raped by a retarded monkey and you're the distilled DNA left over from a botched abortion? Did your deadbeat father juggle you, a ball-peen hammer and a bowling ball, only to drop you on your head as a child? Are you just this fucking stupid?
I dream of the day that the lines on parking spaces emit a laser from them and sheer off anything parked over them like this.
Until that day, Learn To Park, Jerk!
Posted by Learn To Park at 9:03 AM