Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Happy 50th Posting, Jerk!
That's right! We've made it to 50 posts. We've busted 50 people so far that have no clue how to park a vehicle! And what does that mean in the grand scheme of things?
Not a whole hell of a lot, sir. No a whole hell of a lot. We haven't even scratched the surface of stupidity in Edmonton, let alone the whole world! So let's just get back to it, shall we?
Why do trucks owners have such a hard time parking? I've owned a truck. I had no trouble parking it. I'm far from a model driver but if I can do it, pretty much anyone can. So, really, the blame lies on the parents of the offensive parker.
That's right. Their parents. They obviously didn't instill any civility into their illegitimate hell spawn and teach them to be aware of other people around them. Why, it wouldn't surprise me to find out a large portion of these bad parkers are, in reality, child molesters, rapists and lawyers.
So, you line hugging bastard child of a vaginal discharge gone horribly wrong, do what your Momma should have done years ago and Learn To Park, Jerk!
Posted by Learn To Park at 3:01 PM