Friday, July 11, 2008

Excuse Me, Ma'am, But You've Got BACK!

Reader submitted! Thanks for joining the Parking Lot Nazi Party! (No offense if you're Jewish or a distant relative of Ava Braun. We aren't really Nazis. We feel all races are equally stupid when it comes to bad parking, highway driving and bartering with escorts.)

I'll bet the people who park like this popcorn fart also used to go out on Hallowe'en with a Unicef box, scam the neighbors for loose change then kept it for themselves. I mean hey! The opportunity was there so why not take it, right?

Same goes for parking lots. Hey, no one was using those two spaces, so why not take them both with one vehicle?

Ya jackass.

So, Mr. or Mrs. Alleged Unicef scam artist...Learn To Park, Jerk!

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