It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Super Duty!

Ooooo, everyone bow down to Super Duty!

Super Duty deserves to park like a complete asshole. He burns gas at twice the rate of most vehicles. He's able to transport illegal Mexican workers up north in a U-Haul trailer in groups of 100. And the mighty Super Duty just looks so cool cruising the east end of Edmonton in search of underage poontang.

So when you see Super Duty on the streets or taking up all the parking spaces, avert your eyes. You just aren't worthy!

Learn To Park, Jerk!