Monday, July 28, 2008
Right Before Your Eyes...
Reader submitted! Thanks for pointing out the douche bag of all douche bags!
What you're seeing is the result of a mid-life crisis. This "penis-on-wheels" is the reason this website was made.
Some aging old fart who never thought to try Enzyte or Viagra decides to buy an overpriced sports car to try and recapture his youth. In doing so, his brain regresses to an infantile state and thinks it's OK to park on a slant so no one will touch his precious baby.
What do we say to fuck faces like this?
"IF YOU DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO YOUR CAR, LEAVE IT THE FUCK AT HOME!"
And what else do we say?
LEARN TO PARK, JERK!
Posted by Learn To Park at 4:27 PM