Even more "Classic" than the Two Space Hog is the Diagonal Two Space Hog. Here's an ass hat who KNOWS that he's being a jerk ass. "I spent $50,000 on this mid-life crisis and I'll damn well take up two spaces to keep the poor from parking near me."
Now, I don't condone vandalism in the slightest BUT if anyone deserves it, it's dipshits like this. I've said it before: Don't want to chance getting your expensive car dinged? Leave it the fuck at home!
Learn To Park, Jerk!!!
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yeah, clearly this guy has issues. unfortunately for him, though, he can only afford the low-end porsche and his "gold" medallion that he no doubt wears probably leaves rust marks on his nasty tuft of chest hair.
i'd love to see a rusted-out 1977 Caprice Classic park real close to it just to piss him off. but that's just me.
"Can only afford the low-end Porsch"?
Statements like that are exactly what is wrong with this city.
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