Friday, June 6, 2008
It Takes Two...
Reader submitted photo. Nice shot! Kudos and much thanks to you! :)
Just when I think truck owners have the monopoly on being inconsiderate jizz bags, I start seeing more and more sporty looking cars ruining things for everyone. And this looks like the same old story: "I just bought this car with the profits from my kiddie porn and crystal meth manufacturing home based business. Don't ding my car or I won't be able to lure kids back to my place!"
Well, I feel for you. My car has been dinged, dented and breathed upon by the common folk of Alberta. It sucks. But that's life! So what do we say to asses like this, kids?
Everyone now: IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR CAR TO GET DINGED, LEAVE IT THE FUCK AT HOME!
I guarantee, someone is eventually going to start wreaking havoc on cars parked like this. I don't advocate it but I wouldn't stop anyone taking a piss in their gas tank either.
So, do yourself a really big favor and Learn To Park, Jerk!
Posted by Learn To Park at 8:52 AM