Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Civic Duty

New theory: people who park like this are those people you see who can barely see over the steering wheel of their car in the first place. So, it would make sense that they wouldn't be able to see the lines in the parking lot that well. I guess it's totally justifiable to park so stupidly.

Yeah. Right.

Look, Frodo. Buy a booster seat. Strap some cans to your feet to help you reach the pedals. Do whatever it takes to help you see the road and the lines in the lot. There's a reason not many of you left the Shire.

And Learn To Park, Jerk!

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