Save On More Parking Whore

Reader submitted. Taken from your vehicle, I see. Smart move. Keeps the risk of an ass kicking to a minimum.

Let's see here. You have a piece of shit truck worth...what? 50 bucks in scrap metal? You obviously weren't parking so no one would ding your doors. If anything, people wouldn't want to park next to you anyways, just in case the twist ties holding your antique chariot gave way.

You may just be blind judging from the mismatched parts on your crud mobile. But even a blind person would try and pull in straight to escape notice.

No, you're just a bag of wet monkey shit who thinks he's owed the world just because you had to repeat the 1st grade 6 times. It's probably all that time spent around kids that made you the pedophile corn holing fuck nut you are today.

Do the world a favor now that it's given YOU so much. Either deep throat the barrel of a shotgun and inhale deeply or Learn To Park, Jerk!