IKEA - Swedish for "Parks Like A Jackass"

Reader submitted. Even the title was supplied. My life just keeps getting easier and easier!

Hey jerk off! Put THIS together: what happens when you take up four parking spaces at a busy shopping complex in 2008?

Answer: Thanks to modern technology, you get your picture taken and posted online for the whole world to see within 24 hours. And thanks to karma and "wishful thinking" by some of our more vengeful readers, you'll probably be anally raped with a porcupine dildo by the end of the weekend.

So, on behalf of everyone who had to park even further from IKEA thanks to you, a mighty FUCK YOU and a Learn To Park, Jerk!