Wednesday, August 20, 2008

I'd Shoot Lincoln Too!

How ironic that this vehicle is a "Navigator". Looks like this guy couldn't maneuver his way out of his boyfriend's ass with a jar of lube and a shoe horn.

I mean, come on! How much skill do you need to park your vehicle BETWEEN the lines? Look at the other cars around you. They seemed to be able to do it. Why couldn't you? Did centuries of your family's inbreeding finally wipe out all semblance of intelligence? Can you not work the steering wheel effectively with your flippers? Did you think your cruise control was some sort of auto pilot that would park your car?

Listen, Jethro. When you're visiting our province, do yourself and everyone else a favor and Learn To Park, Jerk!

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