Stuck In The Middle With Screw You!

Reader submitted. Thanks for busting more humps than an Arab with a smooth stick and a fleet of camels!!!

It's becoming an age old story. Boy meets car. Boy loves car. Boy buys car. Boy tries to park car but retard with a truck is crowding the last parking spot in the lot. So Boy gets key and gouges the hell out of Forrest Gump-mobile and initiates a Chicken Blood Voodoo Curse.

Happens every day. For real.

We need a parking lot vigilante. Someone to wear tights, a cape and a mask who will pee on hoods and take a taco induced dump in the back of trucks. And, if time permits, leave a well worded note telling them to smarten the fuck up.

Until then, Learn To Park, Jerk!