Saskatchewanna Park Like That For?

The three most common lies in Western Canada are:

(1) I left my wallet in my other pants.

(2) I'll call you right back.

(3) I'll only stick it in a little ways.

Well, this parking space rapist has stuck it in a little ways and, let me tell you, it doesn't feel very good. Maybe this sort of thing flies in Saskatchewan when you aren't busy "husking the corn cob" but here in Alberta, well, we do the same damn thing. But we do it without all the produce up our asses.

Nevertheless, you've been busted. So smarten the hell up and Learn To Park, Jerk!