Thursday, August 21, 2008

More Crooked Than A Politician

Just because your woman to say this nicely...rotund (for the layman, that means you've got a fat bitch) and you have to enter her sideways in order for her to feel anything at all DOESN'T mean you should do the same thing with a parking stall.

For one, it's probably not as wide as your woman's poonany.

Secondly, it publicly shows just how stupid you are; making you a target for scammers, high interest credit card companies and good old fashion ass whuppings!

My professional recommendation? Learn To Park, Jerk!

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