Pair of Dorks Part 2

Reader submitted. And what a doozy!

Here we have a local business representative with his name plastered all over his van. Parking like a jack ass in your vehicle is somewhat anonymous. But parking like a Mongoloid Mutant Wiener Sniffer in a vehicle that readily identifies you is just plain stupid.

What the hell were you thinking? Are you this stupid when it comes to your trade? Do I dare turn on a light after you've fiddled around with it? Plainly, you lack common sense, proper etiquette and underarm deodorant (just a guess on that last point).

Long story short, Learn To Park, Jerk!