Friday, August 29, 2008

Mustang Sally Dilly Dally!


Reader submitted! Not sure where you're from or any details about this pic. You truly are a parking lot ninja!

I would like to assume that this pecker head is handicapped in some way at the very least. Because if not, they're the Tri-fecta of Asshole-dom!

(1) Strike one would be not being handicapped but parking in their spaces.

(2) Strike two would be taking up TWO handicap spaces! That alone warrants anal rape with a cactus!

(3) Strike three would be driving a Silver Mustang. What? Are you trying to be the Lone Ranger? Do you wear a raccoon mask and boss Native Americans around too? I'll bet you do! Douche!

No matter the situation, you're parked like a Royal Cocksucker!

Learn To Park, Jerk!

2 comments:

Moe Wanchuk said...

Can u put your email address on your blog page? I took a picture of a JERK and wanna send it to you.

thx,

Moe

Learn To Park said...

Actually, my e-mail address is at the bottom of the page. But to make life easier for ya, it's learntopark@gmail.com. I look forward to your jerk-o photography!