Thursday, October 23, 2008
Crossing The Line
Reader submitted. Thanks for whipping ass anonymously!
Sometimes when you park, it's hard to tell where exactly the front of your car falls. Sure, it's still annoying to see another car with the tip of their nose in your parking area but this? This is a sure sign that we have to curb all the inbreeding that takes place in Alberta.
Only some deformed, half blind, hillbilly baby with crooked teeth and a lisp could possibly be so stupid as to park like this. When tires start crossing the front of your parking stall, you know you're special. And that's why we have specific schools and buses dedicated to your type.
So get a new helmet. Sell your car to someone deserving. Hop on the train to Special Town and let the drooling begin.
Or just Learn To Park, Jerk!
Posted by Learn To Park at 3:43 PM