Thursday, October 30, 2008

Escalade Escapade

Reader submitted. Who doesn't love other people doing your work? Thank you!!!

Whenever I see an Escalade, I expect to see it full of rapper wannabes "rolling 4 deep", popping "caps" in "asses". But according to the person who took this picture, it's owner (or the person who jacked it) is a fat balding white guy. So, in other words, a rapper manager wannabe.

And you know what? That describes pretty much all the folks who park like idiots in Alberta. Fat, lazy, corn fed human pigs that are too lazy to park like a normal person.

But I digress. Slant parking across two stalls makes you Dumb Fuck Of The Day! And now your fat ass family can finally be proud of you and your Pimp-Mobile! Score!

Learn To Park, Jerk!

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