Monday, October 20, 2008

Ode To A Dodge Ram Owner

You're a dumb old coot
With a big red truck
You can't park like that
Come on. What the fuck?

Who the Hell are you
To park like a prick?
You take up two spots
'Cause you have no dick.

So, to you? A wish
That I hope will work
Stop being an ass
And Learn To Park, Jerk!

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