Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Superstore Parking Whore


If you missed the last post that talked about the child molester's rusty white van, here's a second chance to see it off to the right. While he's still a douche, the truck further ahead of him is a bona fide ass lick.

Like his wife, his truck is double wide. And so he thinks he can take double the parking spaces. While I'm sure it's just to keep his lard filled wife from denting the doors of nearby vehicles should she slip out of the cab of the truck and cause a 2.9 earthquake, the fact remains that he's taking up two spaces like a chubby chasing dick smack!

Get your over inflated spouse on a low carb diet and Learn To Park, Jerk!

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