Horrible Cycle

Reader submitted. Thanks for being a photographic bad ass!

Say, Mr. Motorcycle Rider, do you need a Motor Vehicle license to operate that thing?

You do?

And do you need insurance to drive that hunk of pasted together plastic?

Affirmative?

Wow. So that means you're driving a motor vehicle. Then what makes you so special that you don't have to use the parking lot?

Oh! Because your child sized bike fits on the sidewalk. I see.

Listen up, asshole. A SMART car also fits on the sidewalk. Should they get to park there too?

Park in a parking stall like everyone else, you pompous douche!

Learn To Park, Jerk!