Disney Dickhead

Reader submitted from the Wonderful World Of Disney! Thanks Goofy!

Judging by the length of your vehicle, I'd have to guess you're a 79 year old, half dead fuck of a relic who's currently wearing shorts circa 1949 and black socks that have fallen around your ankles. Am I close? Hmmmmm???

Anyway, just because your tires are facing forward, DOESN'T mean you're parked straight. Back when you're penis worked, you must have been an awkward lay. Trying to get in that vag from an angle? Tsk. Tsk.

Your ex just called. She said Learn To Fuck, Jerk!

Oh, and Learn To Park, Jerk!