Sports Car - Gone Too Far

Reader submitted. Thanks for this spectacular find!

If you've been following the site for long, you know this is a common occurrence.

Man has mid life crisis.
Man buys fancy car to feel better.
Man lives life in constant paranoia that someone will touch car.
Man becomes even bigger asshole than he was before.



Taking up four spaces to protect your dick replacement. What a cockless douche!

You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to raise money and buy a piece of shit beater of a car. And I'm going to park EXCEPTIONALLY close to people like this. And, if possible, block their driver side door with my P.O.S. Teach these fuckers a lesson!

Until then, keep your fucking car home if you're so god damned worried about it and Learn To Park, Jerk!