Friday, August 7, 2009

NWT = NitWiT?

Ah, the Northwest Territories. Canada's very own Siberia. A place where we send our most unwanted individuals. Except for Celine Dion, who bought her way back into the southern hemisphere.

Obviously, someone blew the right official and got a day pass to visit a province outside of their stinkin' Hell hole. Sadly, they thought their half-assed way of parking would fly here.

Well, it doesn't. So, kindly take your polar bear raping, Inuit molesting, seal fornicating ass back up north and keep it there before we re-introduce chlorofluorocarbons back into the atmosphere and kill you all with global warming a wee bit faster.

Oh, and Learn To Park, Jerk!

P.S. Tell Santa I said "Hey." If you haven't burned him for a night of heat, that is. Jackass.

1 comment:

♥georgie♥ said...

LMAO-what an assweed!