Monday, August 10, 2009

Dodging Common Sense

Reader submitted. Thanks for the catch! But remember: no one likes a tattle tale. Except us.

When Hillbilly Jed struck black gold on the land he was squatting on, he done ran out and got his self a darn purdy new horseless wagon. But when he went to the local incest swinger party at the neighborhood mall, he discovered he could see a man who looked just like him staring back at him from the shine on his carriage.

Afraid anything would happen to his new friend, Jed decided to protect him by taking up two parking stalls. Of course, it didn't hurt that the new man also had an underage daughter who looked a lot like his own. Why, if he weren't married to Little Brittany already, he'd totally marry the shiny new girl. Shucks. Poor Jed.

Look, fuck face. One vehicle = one spot. If you can't do math over there in Butt Fuck, Wyoming,
then you shouldn't have a license. Funny how you're able to budget out your welfare cheque to get enough moonshine to last you the month.

Either smarten the hell up, fall into a really deep cesspool or Learn To Park, Jerk!

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