Share and Share Alike, Butthole!

Reader submitted. Thanks for saving me a trip to N.C. Pffft. Like I can get across the border with this site on my record.

What makes this skid mark unique isn't how poorly he parks his vehicle. Or how gay it looks with a girl's bike hanging off the back. Just take a gander at the bumper sticker. What's that say?

Share the road?

SHARE THE ROAD? You can't share a fucking parking lot! You take up two spaces and you want people to share the road with you? Two words, jizz mop: (1) FUCK (2) YOU.

And just so you don't think someone put this bumper sticker there as a joke:




It's on the fucker's license plate too! Holy sweet FUCK almighty!

The next time someone edges your sorry, sweat soaked, saddle bag of an ass off the road when you're peddling your Schwinn to 31 Flavors , remember that Karma's a bitch and so is your Mom for raising a twat like you. Learn to share a fucking parking stall, cunt mist!

And Learn To Park, Jerk!