Tuesday, September 22, 2009

The Jerks Are Deep In The Heart Of Texas


Reader submitted. From a window. In a building. With a sniper rifle by their side. First JFK, now bad parkers.

Whoa whoa whoa! you may be saying to yourselves. Why is this guy posted here? He's clearly parked between the lines. You're getting out of control with your accusations, Parking Jerk!

Settle down, Gumby. Think about it. Look how the car is turned inwards. If you tried to park to the right of this shit stain, you'd stand to lose a layer of paint (if Mr. Ass Sniff tries to straighten out when he pulls out) or your rear fender (if he just pulls out the same way he pulled in). While you COULD use that spot, it's a risky move. This putz effectively ruined that spot for anyone not driving a SMART car or a rickshaw pulled by your Mom.

It's not just about crossing the line. It's about fucking up other parking spots for the normal folk out there. All three of us.

So...do Round Rock, Texas a favor and dry hump an electrical socket. And Learn To Park, Jerk!

1 comment:

fairlyodd said...

They really shouldn't let the mentally retarded have drivers licenses in Texas.