Porsche - German for Asswipe

Viewer submitted. Thanks for stalking men in fancy cars! It's already paying off!

Learn To Park, Jerk! presents a classic story:

Meet Boy.

Boy likes other boys.

Boy lives in uptight small community where the only homo is the town clergy.

Boy blows town clergy.

Boy becomes Man and later sues town clergy for molestation.

Man becomes rich.

Man buys welfare version of Porsche Carrera and moves to Big Gay City.

Man gets blown then killed by local fuckhead and has Porsche stolen.

Local fuckhead parks like the cocksucker he is and gets photographed.

Local photographer becomes featured on popular website.

No one blows owner of Learn To Park, Jerk!

Ironic.

The moral of the story?

IF YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE PARKING NEAR YOUR STOLEN VEHICLE THAT YOU GOT THROUGH A LETHAL GAY ENCOUNTER, LEAVE IT THE FUCK AT HOME!

Oh, and Learn To Park, Jerk!