Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Optima Prime Asshole

Viewer submitted. You crafty parking lot ninja, you!

Just like our previous post, here we have someone who parks outside the assigned parking stall area.

Perhaps they think those yellow lines are made of rubber and affords more traction should the parkade fall victim to an earthquake.

Or, perhaps, they feel the rules of society don't apply to them. So, they'll park on the yellow lines, shit on public toilet seats and drop the "N" bomb in casual conversation even though they're obviously white trash.

Or it could just quite possibly be...and this is a stretch...that this person is just a God Damn Fucking Asshole.

You know...that last one just feels right.

Hey, God Damn Fucking Asshole?

Learn To Park, Jerk!

1 comment:

SaintGoneRegent said...

I drive that same car in black-- it pisses me off when people do that-- especially cuz i manage a parking lot and when somebody parks like a "god damn fucking asshole", the only thing i can do is have the police issue them a ticket-- unless they have a handicap sticker... cant they just walk from a far away spot? what makes their 2 legs any better than the rest of ours?