Things Alberta Gets From Saskatchewan That They Don't Need:
(1) Loose women that taste like corn
(2) Drunk Prairie dwellers who smell like corn
(3) Mentally retarded parking lot ass hats who are dumber than corn
Why would you park like such a moron? It can't be because you're afraid of someone damaging your precious baby. Let's face it; your van looks like it was scraped from inside the anus of God himself! And if it's a disability thing, you would have used the handicap parking found all over Edmonton; home to many an oilfield cripple.
No, you parked like this because you're, straight up, a fucking asshole.
Kindly take a long drive off a short pier and, while you're re-evaluating your life underwater, Learn To Park, Jerk!
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