Friday, May 28, 2010

Dirty Jeepskate

Let's make a list of reasons why someone would park like this:

1. Their windshield was too dirty and they couldn't see the lines.

2. They're a result of inbreeding and their Cyclops-like eye couldn't focus properly.

3. It was a woman driver.

No, as feasible as they all sound, it all comes down to what's known as Occum's Razor, which states 'The simplest solution tends to be the correct one."

The person is a fucking idiot, plain and simple.

Kindly get yourself a sulfuric acid enema and Learn To Park, Jerk!

1 comment:

Melissa said...

You know, I'm a woman driver, I've never been in an accident, I never park like a douche, and I drive better than my husband (who has had three accidents). So yeah...stuff it, jerk.