Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Smart Like Screen Door On Submarine
It's looking like if you drive a Sierra, you're probably dumber than a piece of horse shit run over and sun baked on the side of a country road. Not that they aren't a quality truck but, rather, based on the number of bad parkers who drive them.
Like this fucking idiot. He turns the corner to get into the spot and, instead of straightening himself out, just leaves things as is. If he had a passenger (like some fat bitch named Buella or an obese gay life partner named Andy), she/he undoubtedly dinged the car next to his.
It's folks like this that need a shotgun blast to the face and a porcupine shoved up their ass. And what the hell! Why not throw in a really nasty paper cut too!
When you're rotting in Hell and having a red hot poker slammed into your ass every hour on the hour, remember this is partially why you're there. I know. You'll probably enjoy it at first. Who wouldn't? But it'll get to you over time.
Learn To Park, Jerk!
Posted by Learn To Park at 12:39 PM