Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Typical Albertan Truck Owner

We're seeing it here almost daily. Truck owners who just dump their truck in any old position in a parking lot. These are probably the same guys who hire hookers and leave them for dead on abandoned country roads.

If you can't park your vehicle correctly, you shouldn't be driving it. Just like if you can't satisfy your woman, you shouldn't driving that either.

My advice to you? Buy a hatchback. Get a fat ugly chick with low standards. And Learn To Park, Jerk!

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