Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Reader submitted from the Minneapolis airport. Way to keep the Twin Cities on it's toes!
This is another first. Parking in an area that's not even a parking spot. This is a great example of douche-baggery at it's best.
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that this vehicle belongs to a senior. A senior who plays a LOT of shuffle board. And when he saw those horizontal lines, he slammed the car into neutral and glided into his final resting place. Score!
My second guess is that this car belongs to a Grade A fuck nut who couldn't be bothered to search around for an open space. Listen pal. We all hate going to the airport. It's busy. It's crowded. It smells like foreign ass on the best of days. But the world doesn't revolve around you. So smarten the fuck up before someone pistol whips you in the men's room. And by pistol, I mean penis.
By the way, although the world doesn't revolve around you, feel free to rotate on my middle finger. And Learn To Park, Jerk!
Posted by Learn To Park at 8:58 AM