Monday, January 18, 2010
Adding Insult To Injury
Viewer submitted. Fearing retribution from a dozen Hispanic midgets in a Mini Cooper, the submitter blanked out the plates. Tsk tsk.
Imagine, if you will...God loses your legs in a game of Texas Hold 'Em and you're left hobbling around on two broom handles strapped to your pelvic bone. Sure, vaginal splinter suck, but the bright side is: you get the best parking spots available!
That is, until a rectal polyp such as this decides he'll park his Fag-Mobile in such a way as to infringe on your sweet ass parking stall. And since it's hard enough to drive with two broom handles crammed in your cha-cha, you're probably going to (a) hit this fucker or (b) park poorly; resulting in you falling flat on your face.
Sure, it'll look funny to the rest of us, but the fact remains, this son of a whore is the cause of your impending humiliation.
To you, Mr. Poor Excuse for a Driver: die in a fire. And Learn To Park, Jerk!
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