
You've got to love the freedom that comes with a rental vehicle. You never have to care about it as though it were your own because...well, it's NOT !
It's the same freedom they get when they swap sisters at their weekly family reunion/swinger's get together. They'll always push the swapped sister farther because 'she ain't my property since I dun lost 'er in a game of homersexual Slap Ass.'
Good luck with your three headed webbed toed babies and Learn To Park, Jerk!